The landmark 1994 album

15 tracks demastered in 15 formats

The way it was never meant
to be heard

Demastered

The album that exploded punk rock 30 years ago, re-exploded onto obscure, obsolete, and inconvenient formats.

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Each limited-edition track was sold through random drawings.
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Drawings are now closed. You can still hear the tracks below.
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Burnout
Player Piano Roll
$49
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Having A Blast
Floppy Disk
$19
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Chump
Teddy Ruxpin
$99
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Longview
Doorbell
$49
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Welcome to Paradise
Game Boy Cartridge
$39
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Pulling Teeth
Toothbrush
$49
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Basket Case
Big Mouth Billie Bass
$79
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She
HitClip
$29
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Sassafras Roots
8-Track
$19
10
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When I Come Around
Wax Cylinder
$49
11
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Coming Clean
X-Ray Record
$49
12
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Emenius Sleepus
Answering Machine
$49
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In The End
MiniDisc
$19
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F.O.D.
Fisher Price Record
$19
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All By Myself
Music Box
$19
User Manualfesto
No. 366543

When an album hits a big milestone like its 30th anniversary, it gets the usual remasters on the usual formats. But Dookie isn't a usual album.

Instead of smoothing out its edges and tweaking its dynamic ranges, this version of Dookie has been met­icu­lously mangled to fit on formats with uncom­promis­ing­ly low fidelity, from wax cylinders to answering machines to toothbrushes. The listening experience is unparalleled, sacrificing not only sonic quality, but also convenience, and occasionally entire verses.

The result is Dookie Demastered: the album that exploded the format of punk rock, re-exploded onto 15 obscure, obsolete, and otherwise inconvenient formats, the way it was never meant to be heard.

Dookie

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When an album hits a big milestone like its 30th anniversary, it gets the usual remasters on the usual formats. But Dookie isn't a usual album.

Instead of smoothing out its edges and tweaking its dynamic ranges, this version of Dookie has been met­icu­lously mangled to fit on formats with uncom­promis­ing­ly low fidelity, from wax cylinders to answering machines to toothbrushes. The listening experience is unparalleled, sacrificing not only sonic quality, but also convenience, and occasionally entire verses.

The result is Dookie Demastered: the album that exploded the format of punk rock, re-exploded onto 15 obscure, obsolete, and otherwise inconvenient formats, the way it was never meant to be heard.

Track formats
1BurnoutPlayer Piano Roll
2Having A BlastFloppy Disk
3ChumpTeddy Ruxpin
4LongviewDoorbell
5Welcome to ParadiseGame Boy Cartridge
6Pulling TeethToothbrush
7Basket CaseBig Mouth Billie Bass
8SheHitClip
9Sassafras Roots8-Track
10When I Come AroundWax Cylinder
11Coming CleanX-Ray Record
12Emenius SleepusAnswering Machine
13In The EndMiniDisc
14F.O.D.Fisher Price Record
15All By MyselfMusic Box
Warning

UNFAITHFUL REPRODUCTIONS

Those deeply familiar with the originals may experience existential disquietude.

Warning

LOW FIDELITY AUDIO

Extended listening has been known to provoke rage-nausea in audiophiles.

October 2024

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Burnout
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Burnout
Player Piano Roll
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Captured on perhaps the most revolutionary musical format of the jazz age, this arrangement of Green Day’s “Burnout” is compatible with most player pianos manufactured in the past one-hundred years. Lyrics have been printed alongside the margin, making it easy for friends and acquaintances to sing along in your parlor, drawing room, or saloon. Piano not included.

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