The landmark 1994 album

15 tracks demastered in 15 formats

The way it was never meant
to be heard

mastered

The album that exploded punk rock 30 years ago, re-exploded onto obscure, obsolete, and inconvenient formats.

Each limited-edition track will be sold through its own drawing. Quantities vary by track.

Enter a track's drawing to win the opportunity to buy it. Limit one track per winner.

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Burnout

Player Piano Roll

$49

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Having A Blast

Floppy Disk

$19

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Chump

Teddy Ruxpin

$99

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Longview

Doorbell

$49

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Welcome to Paradise

Game Boy Cartridge

$39

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Pulling Teeth

Toothbrush

$49

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Basket Case

Big Mouth Billie Bass

$79

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She

HitClip

$29

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Sassafras Roots

8-Track

$19

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When I Come Around

Wax Cylinder

$49

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Coming Clean

X-Ray Record

$49

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Emenius Sleepus

Answering Machine

$49

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In The End

MiniDisc

$19

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F.O.D.

Fisher Price Record

$19

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All By Myself

Music Box

$19

User Manualfesto

No. 366543

When an album hits a big milestone like its 30th anniversary, it gets the usual remasters on the usual formats. But Dookie isn't a usual album.

Instead of smoothing out its edges and tweaking its dynamic ranges, this version of Dookie has been meticulously mangled to fit on formats with uncompromisingly low fidelity, from wax cylinders to answering machines to toothbrushes. The listening experience is unparalleled, sacrificing not only sonic quality, but also convenience, and occasionally entire verses.

The result is Dookie Demastered: the album that exploded the format of punk rock, re-exploded onto 15 obscure, obsolete, and otherwise inconvenient formats, the way it was never meant to be heard.

Dookie

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When an album hits a big milestone like its 30th anniversary, it gets the usual remasters on the usual formats. But Dookie isn't a usual album.

The result is Dookie Demastered: the album that exploded the format of punk rock, re-exploded onto 15 obscure, obsolete, and otherwise inconvenient formats, the way it was never meant to be heard.

Track formats
1	Burnout	Player Piano Roll
2	Having A Blast	Floppy Disk
3	Chump	Teddy Ruxpin
4	Longview	Doorbell
5	Welcome to Paradise	Game Boy Cartridge
6	Pulling Teeth	Toothbrush
7	Basket Case	Big Mouth Billie Bass
8	She	HitClip
9	Sassafras Roots	8-Track
10	When I Come Around	Wax Cylinder
11	Coming Clean	X-Ray Record
12	Emenius Sleepus	Answering Machine
13	In The End	MiniDisc
14	F.O.D.	Fisher Price Record
15	All By Myself	Music Box

Warning

UNFAITHFUL REPRODUCTIONS

Those deeply familiar with the originals may experience existential disquietude.

Warning

LOW FIDELITY AUDIO

Extended listening has been known to provoke rage-nausea in audiophiles.

October 2024

BRAIN-366543

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